The New Breakfast SnobMan vs. Marathon

In Literature, there are only a handful of plots used throughout history and every story is a variation thereof. These plots include :

-Man vs. Cthulhu 

-Man vs. Slinky

-Man vs. Giant  Fire-Breathing Ants

-Man vs. Non-Dairy Creamer

-Man vs. Speedos

Marathon verse, man.

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On a musical note, today I'll be giving away two pairs of tickets to the DakhaBrakha concert tomorrow night at the Modlin Downtown.

Listen for your chance to call 649-9737 and win a pair!